can i get a pill for my anxiety?

i want to put my mind at ease

it's taking off at the highest speed

how can i contribute to society i can't speak

i was a dumb fat mammal in school,

and my hippocampus keeps reminding me

i'm up to my neck ties busy stressing

eyes pecked red shoulders slumped with depression

and man i am angrier with the mania

looking in my closet saying "shirts can i hang with ya?"

hey pretty lady how you doing

my name is uncle ned and you're the one i'm pursuing

clever with the wit and i've got my own vernacular

i know you like my whip, it's a '92 accura

live the high life go and check my bank statement

taking more classes cause my ass couldn't pay rent

i'm twice as fresh like double mint bubble gum

get on your knees if you wanna see where i'm coming from

i'm overworked and i'm underpaid

i'm oversexed and yet underlaid

i'd love to say it's just one of them days

but that would make every day just one of them days

from intelligent phrase to intelligent phrase

get ya out your seats like a stadium wave

shocked and amazed, i hear incredible praise

from the voices in my head, i don't care what y'all say

you flow sounds like a bellowing ape

slow your cromagnon style straight back to cave

all the while i'll keep pressing up melody tapes

that penetrate your whole body like a felony rape

middle of nowhere like the letter h

and yeah i stole the line i'll do what ever it takes

how can you say that i've never been great

when you only know what i choose to relate.

check the technique inspect the physique

i'm cool with the moves and smooth with the speak

my point is unique, you know i've mastered this

i'm down with your movements like i was an activist

do you mind if i touch the mic? i'm new to this

but i've got rhymes flowing hot like vesuvious

i'm dubious of how you kids do this

give it all for nothingness on the buddhist tip

Do you know where your heads at?

A favorite throwback of mine that's always applicable during the midterm all nighters...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dG6-t5v4iE

Numero Quatro

It's Fat-P, with a golden opportunity

to expand the scope your discourse community.

I've got a style that makes other rhymers nervous;

I wear a shirt and shoes, so I expect friendly service.